Meet the Frog

Meet the Frog 🐸
He didn’t want to be a brand. He just wanted to bomb gracefully at open mics.
One viral photo later… now he’s the face of your burnout.

The Origin Story
🐸 About PugFrog
*He didn’t choose the spotlight. It chose him. Loudly. Without consent.*
🎤 The Original Dream? Stand-up Comedy.
PugFrog just wanted to be a comedian.
Not a viral meme. Not a sticker. Not a brand.
He wrote jokes. Practiced in the mirror. Bombed at open mics.
Cried in green rooms (the frog kind, obviously).
It was lowkey tragic. But he had hope.
📸 Then Someone Took a Photo.
It happened during a local show.
He panicked mid-set, forgot his material, and sprinted offstage like a frog in headlights.
Someone in the audience snapped a photo.
They posted it with the caption:
> *“POV: your emotional support animal just emotionally gave up.”*
It went viral overnight.
💻 Suddenly, He Was Everywhere.
One minute he was working on his punchlines.
The next?
People were tagging him in memes, printing him on hoodies, and asking for merch drops.
He was on mood boards.
In group chats.
On water bottles he didn’t approve.
😐 So Now He’s an Influencer. Against His Will.
He doesn’t like it.
He doesn’t hate it.
He’s just... adjusting.
With a blank stare and decent profit margins.
So here he is:
In a frog hoodie.
On your screen.
And unfortunately — accidentally famous.

Inspired By A Real Grump
🐾 PugFrog IRL
The brand may live online, but the inspiration is very real — and very grumpy.
PugFrog is based on my actual pug, Pugsley: a tiny, loaf-shaped menace with an unmatched talent for side-eye. One day, I put him in a frog hoodie. He looked personally offended. And just like that, the idea for PugFrog was born.
He’s never been famous. He doesn’t have social media. But his mood?
It lives rent-free in every one of us.
Buy Something, or Don’t. Whatever.
You’ve met the frog. Now meet your emotional support hoodie.